How to De-Dorkify Yourself

I am a smart person. So, as people probably haven't guessed, I'm not talking about the kind of dork you all are thinking of. Not the suspender-wearing, pocket-protecting sniffling kind you see in movies. No, I'm talking about the biggest dorks of the century. The "populars".
In fact, these people don't even deserve to be called popular. See, I'll look up the definition of Popular right now:
pop-u-lar; adjective:: regarded with favor, approval, or affection by people in general.

Are the "populars" really popular? I think not. In fact, more than half of all middle school students LOATH them. OK, I think we can all admit, even though we hate their guts through and through, that a little part of us would die to be besties with them. So here is a tip if you are one of those Gucci-wearing girls blowing kisses to cute guys and shopping at places most people can't afford, here are a few tips.
It's totally OK to be that kind of person with that certain lifestyle, but don't overdo it. Don't be mean to people who aren't like you. DON'T GET CAUGHT UP IN YOURSELF.
Sure, it's fun to talk about people behind their backs and everything, BUT PEOPLE ARE SMARTER THAN YOU THINK. Hurting people's feelings makes you the biggest dork on the planet.

Take my advice. School is a democracy. Don't turn it into a mini World War II.

CALLING ALL FASHIONISTAS

Hey yall! Thanks to one of my many super-cool friends, I have figured out a way to get the latest style for a fraction of the price at the store.
Two words: NORDSTROM RACK! Now, most of you are probably thinking right now as you read this 'oh no not there' but trust me. You'd be surprised.
You know that new store (I'm not sure how new it is wherever you live) True Religion? The jeans are super-cute, am I right? But have you checked the prices? $250 BUX for one measly pair of jeans! My favorite pair of jeans that almost everyone compliments were 5 bux.
But leave it to my friend to find a pair at the rack for a fraction of the price! And that's not all. My other friend, who has the cutest messenger bag, says it had a original price of over $400. But she got it for $108!!!! How great are my friends?
So, for all you trend lovers out there who's eyes boggle at store bought prices, head on over to The Rack! You'll be amazed when what you can find!
[Is it ok to advertise other stores online if you like them? Idk. Oh well, what do I know? I'm just a stupid kid who likes to keep her fans updated. Wink wink. ;)]

MATH...Not What You Think

Ok, this may be hard to believe but a writer can be good at math. Like, you have to figure out how you are going to sell things and stuff, right? Well, I may be a super talented writer, but I am no math wiz. Or so I thought.
See, the kind of math I like to do is very unusual. But, despite the stupidity factor, it actually makes a lot of sense. If you have a sense of humor. If you don't, why are you reading my blog? This is despicable.
Here is an example of a problem.
LIFE=HAPPINESS=LOVE=BROKEN HEARTS=DEPRESSION=COUNCELOR=SPENDING A TON OF MONEY=POOR=EVEN MORE SAD=NO FOOD=DEATH.

Life equals death. You do the math!
Just another random thought from me!

Diary of a Wimpy..., well, a wimpy movie

So you heard of that new movie, huh? I feel sorry for you. It stunk. So fake.
That's all I have to say about it. Nothing explains it more than ITS A WIMPY MOVIE!

(don't agree with what I said? tell me!)

Guyz- Major UH OH

Face the facts, dorks! Guys can be nice, funny, confusing, jerks; they change with the wind. It is VERY hard to stay just friends with a guy for very long. It's either more than that or nothing. Take it from someone who knows.
Now, I'm not writing this to tell you what a guy does when he likes you, because the truth is- I DONT KNOW. Nobody knows, really, except for the guy himself. A wise man once told me that the worst way to decode a boy is to ask a girl. Smart man, he is.

No, I'm writing to tell you about MY experiences and how you can learn from MY actions. And I ONLY tell you facts that work for all guys. Not what if this and how about that.

So, here it goes.

Fact 1; If you ever meet a guy you like, nothing works more than talking to him. Be polite. Don't go too far too early. Again, take it from someone who had to learn the hard way.

Fact 2; Guys change with age. Testosterone kicks in, if you don't mind me saying. Just go with whatever your heart tells you. If he doesnt like you for you, thats his loss, not yours.

Just another random post from the thoughts of MWA!

Viewers Choice

Hey Yall! This here's Brynne, expert blogger of randomness, at you service. To get more views, I want you to tell me what you want me to blog about. It can be anything. If you already know it and just want to see how i interpret it, that's totally fine. If you want to actually know something or need advice that you think others could benefit from, that's cool, too. Wanna know about boys? Trust me, I can write pages on how to decode them. How to start and end a friendship in a sticky situation? You got it. This is the post I want most people to comment on. I take my blogging very, very seriously. Wink wink.
ANYTHING
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Vacation Destinations

Do you know how many exotic and exciting places there are to visit in the world? Well, wherever your Spring Break may take you, I do have some hot spots I favor that you might want to check out.

1. Carnival Cruise- Is there ever a better time than in the lush spring? As far as vay-cays go, this is way down on the spending scale and way up on quality. Entertainment, refreshments, fun, and so much more. The ships are exquisite and never ending. Not to mention WAY popular. (To prove it- It took me and my friend who had flown from AUSTRALIA about 10 minutes to run the length of the ship twice at full speed. How's that for never ending?) And BONUS- They recently set up a port in Seattle! They're everywhere!
2. Victoria, BC- It might not sound like much and you would probably pick Vancouver over it if you hadnt been to either place, but I personally LOVE Victoria. It is an awesome (and surprisingly close- you take a special ferry from Seattle and you're there in 2 hours) city with beautiful sights. Many hotels are right next to ski jumps and they make the most out of you visit. Also, its a prefect destination for anyone, any time. In the winter, skiers can hit the slopes and at the bottom is a farmers market with authentic canadian murchandise. And, for all those cross country bikers, when the snow melts in the summer, they use the slopes for a mountain bike terrain with wild twists and jumps. Well, at least that was my experience.
3. Southwestern Florida: It is just downright beautiful. All the palm trees and sandy white beaches- breathtaking. Go in the fall or spring- never the summer. WAY too hot. And there is literally a mini golf course every 5 miles. It's right on the Gulf of Mexico, and, though the water might be chilly, it is an ideal vay-cay for someone who is tired of rain and cold air. (The air is so humidly fresh there it has a distinct smell)
4. DISNEYWORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do i even need to explain this? Or would you rather me shove you down an elevator shaft like they do in Hollywood's Tower of Terror? You tell me. ;)

Whichever you choose, I hope you have fun!