SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's here, freaks! Well, not technically as of summer sulstice or whatever, but schoolwise, it's soooooo close! Only 7 days and 2 hours left of school! I have so many things to do! Hit the beach, go camping, sit around and be the lazy butt that I am, and all that fun and exciting stuff! Although I do have some stuff planned, I still have a few weeks I need to fill. What are you planning to do this summer? Comment and give me ideas! And let freedom reign!

Miranda Cosgrove

So, Miranda Cosgrove. She has been acting for who knows how many years and all of her shows have been huge hits. Recently, she has even come out with her own album, Sparks Fly. She looks like she could be my age (that is to say she looks younger than almost-17) and so do her ICarly co-stars, Jennette McCurdy and Nathan Kress (I don't know for sure but I heard that Nathan's mom is the leasing person at my apartment building- I am very convinced because all of her other children look like him) and, over the past few years, she has skyrocketed herself to international stardom.

But, personally, I am not a big fan of hers. I recently bought her knew album to put on my iPod, and I am starting to regret it. Some of the songs are really nice, don't get me wrong (aka Kissin U and Bam) but others, well...aren't my taste.

The idea of all the songs are overused and many I feel like I have heard before (aka Disgusting and Daydream...I found out she didn't even write these songs!) and it just doesn't seem like the lyrics are really hers. I don't get why all of the Nick and Disney idols are all super singers now (Sterling Knight came as a surprise...as did Mitchel Musso) and between their songs, there is no real contrast. In fact, I looked at all of Mandy's songs and every single one of them is about love. Can't people just write about having fun with your life and not always having to go on and on about how you miss someone or how you arent going back to them or blah blah blabbity blah? And a lot of the new singers are trying to sound like other more famous ones: Like Miranda's song Charlie and Miley Cyrus's song Fly on the Wall: TOTALLY Lady Gaga and Britney Spears.

Now, some of the new singers have purpose behind there voice. Take Miranda's co-star, Jennette McCurdy. Even though she didn't write the song, Jennette sung Homeless Heart to a kid named Cody to help him get through some type of illness or something. But whatever it was, it had purpose and that is why I love Jennette. But some of the songs coming out lately seem rushed and/or having only one purpose: to grow the singer's fame. Taking use back to Miranda.

I think she needs to slow down and take her life one step at a time. She's been in Hollywood for so much of her life I don't think she quite understands the real world, and that will be a problem when, ten years from now, she can't sing and people have moved on to new stars, and she will have to go out into the world and live her life.

All in all, I conclude that Miranda Cosgrove definitely isn't superfanastic.

Don't agree with me? COMMENT

How to De-Dorkify Yourself

I am a smart person. So, as people probably haven't guessed, I'm not talking about the kind of dork you all are thinking of. Not the suspender-wearing, pocket-protecting sniffling kind you see in movies. No, I'm talking about the biggest dorks of the century. The "populars".
In fact, these people don't even deserve to be called popular. See, I'll look up the definition of Popular right now:
pop-u-lar; adjective:: regarded with favor, approval, or affection by people in general.

Are the "populars" really popular? I think not. In fact, more than half of all middle school students LOATH them. OK, I think we can all admit, even though we hate their guts through and through, that a little part of us would die to be besties with them. So here is a tip if you are one of those Gucci-wearing girls blowing kisses to cute guys and shopping at places most people can't afford, here are a few tips.
It's totally OK to be that kind of person with that certain lifestyle, but don't overdo it. Don't be mean to people who aren't like you. DON'T GET CAUGHT UP IN YOURSELF.
Sure, it's fun to talk about people behind their backs and everything, BUT PEOPLE ARE SMARTER THAN YOU THINK. Hurting people's feelings makes you the biggest dork on the planet.

Take my advice. School is a democracy. Don't turn it into a mini World War II.

CALLING ALL FASHIONISTAS

Hey yall! Thanks to one of my many super-cool friends, I have figured out a way to get the latest style for a fraction of the price at the store.
Two words: NORDSTROM RACK! Now, most of you are probably thinking right now as you read this 'oh no not there' but trust me. You'd be surprised.
You know that new store (I'm not sure how new it is wherever you live) True Religion? The jeans are super-cute, am I right? But have you checked the prices? $250 BUX for one measly pair of jeans! My favorite pair of jeans that almost everyone compliments were 5 bux.
But leave it to my friend to find a pair at the rack for a fraction of the price! And that's not all. My other friend, who has the cutest messenger bag, says it had a original price of over $400. But she got it for $108!!!! How great are my friends?
So, for all you trend lovers out there who's eyes boggle at store bought prices, head on over to The Rack! You'll be amazed when what you can find!
[Is it ok to advertise other stores online if you like them? Idk. Oh well, what do I know? I'm just a stupid kid who likes to keep her fans updated. Wink wink. ;)]

MATH...Not What You Think

Ok, this may be hard to believe but a writer can be good at math. Like, you have to figure out how you are going to sell things and stuff, right? Well, I may be a super talented writer, but I am no math wiz. Or so I thought.
See, the kind of math I like to do is very unusual. But, despite the stupidity factor, it actually makes a lot of sense. If you have a sense of humor. If you don't, why are you reading my blog? This is despicable.
Here is an example of a problem.
LIFE=HAPPINESS=LOVE=BROKEN HEARTS=DEPRESSION=COUNCELOR=SPENDING A TON OF MONEY=POOR=EVEN MORE SAD=NO FOOD=DEATH.

Life equals death. You do the math!
Just another random thought from me!

Diary of a Wimpy..., well, a wimpy movie

So you heard of that new movie, huh? I feel sorry for you. It stunk. So fake.
That's all I have to say about it. Nothing explains it more than ITS A WIMPY MOVIE!

(don't agree with what I said? tell me!)

Guyz- Major UH OH

Face the facts, dorks! Guys can be nice, funny, confusing, jerks; they change with the wind. It is VERY hard to stay just friends with a guy for very long. It's either more than that or nothing. Take it from someone who knows.
Now, I'm not writing this to tell you what a guy does when he likes you, because the truth is- I DONT KNOW. Nobody knows, really, except for the guy himself. A wise man once told me that the worst way to decode a boy is to ask a girl. Smart man, he is.

No, I'm writing to tell you about MY experiences and how you can learn from MY actions. And I ONLY tell you facts that work for all guys. Not what if this and how about that.

So, here it goes.

Fact 1; If you ever meet a guy you like, nothing works more than talking to him. Be polite. Don't go too far too early. Again, take it from someone who had to learn the hard way.

Fact 2; Guys change with age. Testosterone kicks in, if you don't mind me saying. Just go with whatever your heart tells you. If he doesnt like you for you, thats his loss, not yours.

Just another random post from the thoughts of MWA!